#1077 I really want to find more girls that like girls.

#1076 I know a bunch of people think it's gross to have sex with your girl while shes on her period, but it's really not that bad! Actually it feels fucking amazing! Try it

#1071 I'm a sophomore here at Winona and I love it here, but I don't think I've found my close niche of friends yet. I'm kind of quiet at first but am talkative and outgoing as you get to know me. Nobody thinks I party because apparently I don't look like that type. If people would just take the chance to get to know me I could show you a good time.

#1073 I girl messaged me on facebook saying: "I hope you don't take this weird, but I'm not go a lie, you're reaalllly attractive." We're in college now, are you really trying to get with someone via facebook?

#1070 I went to wsu for a preview day today. Yeah it sucks there aren't as many guys as their are girls, but a lot of the guys I saw were damn good looking. Can't wait for next year.

#1074 2 of my roommates are so mean, rude, and inconsiderate that I'm coming up with revenge tactics to counter their awfulness. Don't mess with me and my shit, and know that my payback is much worse than anything you could ever imagine. LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

#1072 To the users of the Basketball courts in the IWC:
Sorry if my ball rolls in and interrupts your NCAA Championship pick up game, or your NBA Dunking Contest. Or your one on one bro-match. I'm just there to shoot around and if you've got a problem with that you can fuck right on off. Just because you made a 3 point shot to play in a "prestigious" bro match and take your shirt off for all to see your sagging man boobs, doesn't give you the right to think your activity is any more important than mine.

Sincerely,
Hungover and Hard-up

#1069 I love my roommate when we're alone, but when we're in class or with other people she becomes mean and tries to humiliate me by telling embarrassing stories. I don't know why she thinks this is okay. Normally I'd leave, but she's my only friend here.