#1264 I have this terrible problem with peeing. I am unable to pee in front of people. Given my gender, this makes going to public bathrooms, or bathrooms that allow others in, a hard time. Yet, having to take a piss in class also sucks. For the life of me I just can't pee in a urinal when there is another person in the bathroom. I can't even pee in my own house if there is a thought in my head that someone is going to come in. I have no idea why, I am not even close to being a virgin, I am in my twenties, have been dealing with this problem my whole life.

#1263 To all the sorority and fraternity people on campus...

First off, none of you guys are "cool" and I would barely consider you guys "greek" you go to Winona State, your frats and sororities aren't shit, sure you have your greek formal and all (which makes you guys look really dumb) and to be honest no one cares about all your crap you do. All of you beg for handouts for your frats and sororities but every weekend and even some weekdays you guys all talk about how drunk you got and how much fun the bars were, if you actually need money that bad for your "adopt a friend foundation" you should use your own money and not beg others for theirs.

Sincerely,

Every non-greek, sane person on campus who can make their own friends without joining a group.

#1262 I don't want the world knowing about my sex life… Why is so hard to keep between the two people.

#1261 I kinda wish the Huff Street Mansion implodes on itself just so Delta Phi Epsilon can't have it.

#1260 Dear New Center West 414-4 resident,

I have no idea what the hell you spend your hours doing. You are the loudest human on the face of the Earth. Yes I can hear you have sex all the time.. yes I can hear what sounds like you just picking up random objects and dropping them on the ground. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Sincerely, someone who is about to fucking do something about it..

#1259 God forbid a guy tries to take the nice guy approach around here to win a girl over. All it ever seems to get you in is second place behind the douche bag.

#1258 In my opinion, the one-ply toilet paper in all the bathrooms here is literally worse than the holocaust. I would pay a thousand more in tuition to not have to deal with it.

#1257 Last night I had the hard decision between poon and 50% off dominos. Ended up eating the dominos, and fucked her in my car.