#1394 Why I struggle at finding someone to be in a relationship with:
1) I'm not super pretty and maybe 30 pounds overweight
2) I'm not super Christian but am saving myself for marriage
3) I don't drink.
4) I have a terrible fear of rejection so I will never approach anyone. Ever.
5) and when I do put myself out there, like tonight, I get let down easily which is a terrible feeling.
I really don't want to be alone the rest of my life. And I feel like I could be a great girlfriend to someone, but no one is ever interested in me. Plus, I'm the ugly friend. I just don't know what to do and I am getting desperate for someone to play with my hair and make out with me on a daily basis.

#1393 I haaatee it when girls share their mans dick pics. Like don't show me that! Even if the guy doesn't find out it doesn't matter. God saw, and He is judging your dick pic-sharing.

#1392 I got a Tinder last week and I've already fucked three different guys. One of them twice.

#1391 I have a hot tub and live only a block from Gabby's. Life is good on Saturday afternoons like this.

#1390 On my way back to the Maria last night, I really needed to poop. So I pooped down the swirly slide at the local elementary school. #Sorryimnotsorry #Mudbutt

#1389 I was cursed with a flat butt and now I'm afraid nobody will ever love me.

#1388 Is it such a huge deal that I live with my parents? I feel like I have to move out because that's what's socially acceptable but really don't want to because I"m saving and earning decent money. I still just look at myself as an epic failure because of this and I'm almost 20.

#1387 I've called the cops at least five times on people who are screaming/shouting at each other while wandering around looking for a party. Some people gotta work in the morning.