Considering becoming a nude figure-drawing model. I don't know how to start, or if anybody at Whitworth is even wanting nude models.

I poop

So my guy friend was trying to convince me that he was good guy by using the example of when he had a pregnancy scare and bought the girl plan b. Um . . . What???? I found it both hilarious and really sad.

I don't go to Whitworth anymore. But I feel safe confessing here. I stole from Sephora..again. It's the last time I promise.

I wish this page was still a thing...

Luke Olsen, you should probably just ask me to coffee.

Allison Gibson, I purposefully break my lab glassware so I can go to the stock room and see your flawless face. I should probably just grow a pair and ask you out on a date so I don't have a $300 fine at the end of lab. Anyway, you're my dream girl. Your beauty and brains makes my heart flutter. Girl, we would have serious chemistry together...and I mean more than the class.

I like to fart in the library.