To the person who stole my bike, I know that it is wonderful to cruise down the streets on a sleek blue Nishiki complete with a blue a grey seat; however, it is not so wonderful to wake up and find that it is gone. I would really appreciate if you would return it to the teal bike rack at 200 N Taylor (the white house on the corner near Sonic and right across from the new courthouse). I will not be mad. I will not berate you, but I will be extremely grateful for the return of my beloved mode of transportation (consider it me lending you my bike for one splendidly drunken adventure). Namaste, Marie Dixon.

I wish one woman would look at me and smile. It doesn't have to go any farther than that. I don't need sex, words, friendship, or even genuine affection. She could return to despising me the next day. Just one sign that I'm human like everybody else is all I need to die happy the moment after. To hell with the rest of my life.

Feminism has made money king and depth moot. Thanks very much feminism.

When life gets you down and you can't feel better, kill yourself, because nobody cares.

Okay okay okay it is great that we beat Adams and I am so proud to be a mountaineer. But I have to get up early tomorrow and I don't appreciate the pounding of music and the smell of weed coming into my apartment at 2 in the morning. Don't get me wrong I know people can do whatever they want to and it is Colorado, but I wish we had a different way of showing school spirit.

So potato guy here again, what if instead of potstos i left pineapples or bananas? Thoughts?

I hate how you became so close to me and showed you were interested in me within this whole month. I know I didn't know you 100%, but I didn't think you'd be the type of guy to walk away from it all. I thought we were something..Something that could have been really awesome, but I guess I was just another girl to toss away. I shouldn't have taken you....Us, seriously..But because you were different, because you didn't flirt with anyone else, but me..Because you made me feel like I was the only person that could brighten up your day and make you smile sincerely..Little did I know, I fell for you..Now, I don't know what to think anymore because it's like we became strangers again. All I know is that feeling of wanting to be with you remains in the back of my head and I hate it.

David Lennen, you are really cute and you have a great personality. It's a pleasure working with you.