#35 "I totally fell in love with my best friend. Too bad I fucked another guy when I was drunk last weekend."

#34 "So last Saturday night I downed a liter of vodka, blacked out, and woke up in the hospital. From what I can remember it was a really good night... until I realized that I had a catheter shoved up my dick."

#33 "I am embarrassed to take part in our choir. I purchased a copy of Christmas At Luther this past summer and I have watched it almost 10 times. I have cried every single time. I have not only cried because of how beautiful their choir sings and looks, but because of how lame ours is. I'm beginning to think I made the wrong choice."

#32 "I hate being as much of a feminist as I am. I never get laid."

#31 "Pretty sure the guy I had sex with this weekend gave me an STD"

#36 "I hate Wartburg. I don't know why I came here."

#30 "I actually regret not going to Luther. I know. But seriously have you heard nordic choir? I made the wrong choice and I am scared to admit it"

#29 "I can't even remember all the guys I've made out or gone farther with since I've been here. Is that bad?"