I don't actually go to Wartburg I just liked this confession page because it sounds like Hogwarts.

"The lack of giant snow penises built this winter saddens me greatly."

"Just because you're in Wartburg Choir, that doesn't make you better than everybody else. Have respect for all musicians at Wartburg and quit acting like little snobby brats toward everyone else."

The week before winter break I walked into a music classroom and found two guys in an "awkward situation"...

Not going on a service trip during winter break the last two years is probably one of my biggest regrets of my college career. Going on a service trip this last week changed my life and I encourage everyone do it.

Saying shit about Wartburg and boasting about yourself doesn't make you a better person. It just makes you look like a dick.

Honestly, the best I ever did with my life was transfer from Wartburg to a bigger school. Wartburg is like one big high school. I mean nothing cool ever happens on the weekends (literally a ghost town) and everyone is so clique-y. So all you students have fun paying out of your ass for subpar education and sheltering yourselves from a true college experience.

I really feel like I chose to go to a lame school. Nothing cool ever seems to happen here. I am jealous of my high school friends that left Iowa.