I've been calling students in my classes variants of their names that are wrong for years- such as calling a Jessica a Jennifer or a Travis a Tyler- even though I know their real name- long before I came across Ron Swanson's commendation of it. They tend to leave me in peace thereafter. It's fantastic.

I don't understand how people can think I would choose to be gay. Never in my childhood did I hear anyone talk about how being gay was ok. Instead, I heard my mom rant about how terrible it is that there was such a growing acceptance of homosexuality, then talk about how gay people were once burnt at the stake. She once showed me an article about a transgender person, and ranted about how much of a disgusting freak they were. I'd never choose to be gay. I really wish more people understood that.

Admin, are you okay? I worry about you

Ate a brownie and got high out of my mind last weekend. I don't feel like the old me anymore.

I got out of an abusive relationship a little over a month ago and at the time of our breakup we decided to try and be friends because after going out for a good chunk of time, our friend groups were interconnected so it would be awkward if we weren't friends, ya know? well I got into a healthy relationship after taking some time to gather my bearings, and I can see now just how abusive this previous relationship was. I was being called names and being belittled at what seemed like every turn. There was loads of unwanted physical contact. If you are in an abusive relationship I urge you to seek help because life will get wayyyyy better.

I love it when guys finger my ass, but I'm too awkward to speak up about it.

I've become so obsessed with finding the perfect guy that I'm nearly failing what used to be my best course. I constantly worry that I'm going to go through life never knowing what it's like to have a real boyfriend. I can't focus on anything anymore. I need help.

The feminists drive me nuts on a daily basis, and the gay mafia on campus make me (as a straight male) feel like I am living in an open-air prison. As a veteran, I feel like I have a target on my back now. As someone who is neither a woman, nor gay, I would like it if you left me alone instead of making me feel like I should be ashamed for the way I was born.