BELLINGHAM IS GETTING CHIPOTLE. I REPEAT; BELLINGHAM IS GETTING A CHIPOTLE.

"Female Friendly" porn helped me embrace my repressed sexuality and realize just how beautiful lovemaking can really be.

Sam dean who lost his license under the checkstand at Haggen, we found your ID! Come get it! :) we didn't know how else to contact you so hopefully one of your friends will see this!

I'm gay and my boyfriend's ass is too tight. Every time I get anywhere near close, he gets too sore and we have to stop. I have no problems bottoming for him, butt I'm tired of getting the short end of the dick. (Yes, puns intended.) FML

I wish it was okay for guys to cuddle with each other without it being weird... #wwucuddleolympics

So; a month ago, I got dumped. We were long distance and pretty serious, and she told me she loved me not even 2 days before she apparently had a very suspicious change of heart. This would be a pretty generic "I'm bummed and single" confession, however... I've noticed in the month since the break up, I'm constantly on edge and snapping at just about everyone, I've pretty much stopped eating, my hair is turning gray at an alarming rate, and I've gone from 6'3", 195 pounds to 173 pounds. Also, my favorite jeans no longer fit, and I'm having spontaneous (but mostly controlled) panic attacks whenever I think of her. I know I have some pretty serious abandonment issues, but this is retarded.

Everyday I think about having sex with my archaeology professor. I keep telling myself to pay attention in class but I dont, I daydream..about sex with my professor.

I had very, very hot sex in one of the Unisex bathrooms in BT.
#wwusexolympics