I live close by, so I kept my old job. My dad's friend stopped by my work one night and hinted around that he was trying to get some weed. Since he offered to pay me some extra money, I did it for him. He also agreed to buy me alcohol. (I'm 20.) It's a win-win situation. The twist of this whole situation is that when I took his stuff to him one night, my dad was actually at his house. I thought my dad was going to flip, but all he said was don't tell your mother about any of this. My dad is a lot cooler with me now.

Every time I see someone skateboarding on campus I secretly hope they fall

I was slept with a guy in Beta about a month ago after getting completely shit faced off there jungle juice which i'm pretty sure they roofied and two weeks later I started feeling like shit and got symptoms "down there" so immediately got checked out and had to wait a fucking week to find out I contracted an std. Luckily it was curable with a shot and a week of pills but still... I will never step foot into that grimey scum hole of a house they're all scumbags who use girls for sex

I feel like a horrible English major. None of my classes have helped me learn to write better or increase my understanding of grammar and vocab. All we do is analyze literature and it feels like a waste of time. My science-major friends seem like they have a better grasp of English than I do. I feel incredibly stupid all the time and I just wish I felt like I was doing something worthwhile, or at least learning something. But I'm a junior now so it's too late to change anything. My biggest fear is that I won't be able to support myself when I graduate.

My dad gave me a butt plug for my birthday. Most embarrassing day of my life, but secretly the best gift I've ever received.

I fantasize about having sex on campus, like in the library. But no guy has the balls to do anything anywhere. Grow some and lets have fun. Hopefully my fuck buddy will see this and get the idea because I know he likes the page. ;)

I have a huge crush on a kid in my poli sci class tuesdays and thursdays at 4:15 in anderson. i think his name is E*** and he always wears a blue hoodie. you are really cute and i'd love to get to know you more!

I am a girl, and I watch porn at least a few times a week... hey, a girl has needs too...