I hang out on /b/ way too much.

Today at the pep rally a group of girls sat beside/in front of me but kindly asked if I could still see. It was good to see not all people are stuck up and rude. You girls did block my view a bit, but were all gorgeous so I didn't mind :) all I know is one girls name was Lizzie. She was cute

I have a girlfriend but I wanna get amazing head from a girl who is really good at it

i want to hookup with one of the girl brazilian exchange students so bad

I really want to like wine, but everything I try tastes like shit. Any recommendations?

I like to balance things on my head.

To the Brazilian girl who just came into my workplace. Will you marry me!!

Yeapp.... I need to get laid. Oh yea, and maybe beat too.