I am the mascot.

Idk why more people don't go to the girls soccer games. Theyre a short walk away and have you seen the girls?????? The team is filled with hotties.

OBSESSED WITH THE EAU CLAIRE SPIRIT JERSEY IDEA THATS GOING ON.

Weed, booze, and Netflix...what I like to call the Holy Trinity

So, you make a post looking for some new friends, and all these people like the post and comment "add me!". So, you try to add them, and not a single one accepts your friend request or will answer a message. And we wonder why people are shy and discoraged about meeting new people...

i need a male friend with benefits

Peter in the sousaphone section in BMB is the cutest ever.

I think tramp stamps are sexy as fuck but girls dont get them anymore.