My friend and I lost in odds are. We now need to butt chug a beer. Anyone interested in helping?

Dear condescending red head in my GEOG class,
It's perfectly acceptable for you to have your opinion. However, it is definitely not the most important one. Please stop giving your opinion about every little thing the professor says and talking over the professor. It's completely rude and no one is impressed.
Sincerely,
An extremely annoyed student just trying to take notes.

I'm glad my exes think I'm good in bed #slutprobs

To the cute guy I kind of sit next to in Geog 178, feel free to talk to me whenever you want, because damn.

To the ladies on the water street bus at 2:30 who helped me figure out where I was going, thank you. You ladies are beautiful people.

Apparently third floor Bridgman is cool this year? Who would have thought and a bunch of hot guys!

I told my professor I might not be in class on Monday but didn't give a reason. What am I going to be doing instead of going to a two hour class? Waiting for the release of the two minute Mockingjay trailer. I don't give a single fuck.

I've heard that unlike high school, when you have sex in college it's really not that big of deal. Like people don't think much of it or make a spectacle out of it. Is that really true?