That Kim girl that's works in the library on campus is is gorgeous I'd like to ask her out but I haven't found a good excuse to talk to her :/

I got the feva for the flava of the coochie!

If there is a God, he is a cruel dick! My niece is so full of life and when I'm with her she makes me for get about everthing that's bothering me. But recently she was diagnosed with cancer. She's so young; she doesn't know what's going on. The doctors are saying she has 8 months,maybe 18 months with treatment. Why couldn't it be be me? I've wasted my life...I've accomplished absolutely nothing and I get to live; she could have done great things...it's just not fair!

Joe you fucking jerk! I slept with you one time and now I have herpes!

Nothing hurts more than being replaced. It kills me everyday that I still love you.

I have been questing for the sex for about two weeks now!1! What level do I need to be to finish the quest? With erection at hand, I have been sustaining my needs with mashed potatoes until I can obtain the spoils bag.

Michael R. The army guy is so cute and his comments are so funny

I will always be private, I will never let you in fully. This is a problem for a lot of people, family included.