To the shirtless guys from the first floor of Horan who asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with them, hell yes. If my roommate wasn't with me at the time, I would have then and there. Find me sometime ;)

Does anyone know that Julius kid? Sooooo hoooooot

I think my RA is continuously high...

Nothing on this earth has made me more frustrated than the wifi this year. It wasn't this bad last year, and I can't get a solid connection at the library!

Michelle C, you are by far the most attractive girl on this campus. Your smile makes me so happy and I look forward to class with you. Hope we can talk again soon :)

DEAR STUDENTS OF UWEC:
WHEN IN THE FUCKEN COMPUTER LABS OF ANY BUILDING, LIBRARY AND STUDY AREA, PLEASE KEEP YOUR CONVERSATIONS TO A WISPER, OR TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE! MOST OF US ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO DO SOME FUCKEN HOMEWORK, AND IT DOES NOT HELP WHEN A BUNCH OF YOU MOFOS TALK LOUD AS FUCK! PLEASE, OH PLEASE!!!! HAVE SOME REPECT AND COURTESY!

SINCERLY,
A VERY PISSED OFF AND ANNOYED FELLOW STUDENT.

THANK YOU!

Nick B. I want to have sex with you with your boot on and you spank me with your crutches. You know what they say about a man with a big boot!

To the one girl/boy on lower campus sometime between 9/2 and 9/15, you are cool