I just saw that ISIS plans to attempt an assassination on pope Francis, I am not religious. Although, I must confess. If they killed the one "Good" pope we've ever had, I'd join the army or do anything in my power to assist in mutilating those responsible for ordering such an act. They've already killed multiple people, this has to stop and this would convince me enough to want to speed things up and end this.

To the guy in the third floor lab of the library, shut your damn mouth! No body cares if you can't zoom in or it won't let you edit. If you want someone to help you, maybe you should ask instead of screaming "fuck! why won't it let me edit?!?!" 1,000 times. Also, you cough like you're literally going to hack up a lung. Go to the first floor if you're gonna be so loud!

Anybody see that firefighter that walks the stairs by Governor, he was out today

Dude, seriously, it takes 3 minutes top to brush your teeth. It's either that or breathe the other way brah because your breath smells like straight up ass crack. To the guy in my Bio class.

If your professors has to say, "Okay it's my turn to talk" multiple times during a lecture, that's a good indicator that you need to shut the fuck up.

George D you are the most attractive person I've ever seen and I can't help but stare at you every time I see you. Damn boy

I hate the social stigma of guys dating girls taller than them. I love me a taller girl, they've got a graceful gait.

I think that this foreign girl is so hot. I believe her name is Katja. I would love to ask her on a date but I am a girl.