To the girl in my English class:
You have really pretty hair but every time you look over at me you scowl so I'm not going to tell you in person.
That and if i tell you that in person you'll probably think that i want to date you, which is not the case but whatever.
Sincerely, guy in your English class

Confession: My boyfriend and I love having threesomes. We can't find any cute girls that love to join in! Like this up!!

I am pregnant with my first child, and I'll admit I'm going to be super protective. My boyfriend has friends who deal and do drugs. Is it not in the best interest of the child to drop them for good?

Freshman twins Monica and Rachel...you two are hot as fuck like holy shit

People need to take out their headphones and try smiling every once in awhile. Just by walking around campus you would think Eau Claire is more of a prison than a university; it's actually kind of depressing.

George D from my history class, you're one fine man. Damn.

I'm a transfer student this year and I feel like I'm having a hard time meeting people and making new friends. Anyone else? Comment and I'll message you.

Ok girls, quit with the leggings. I am a guy and, while you might think its sexy, or classy, or whatever, I have never been more grossed out. Just today I saw 4 girls with bright colored thongs under black leggings that were stretched out so bad that they were see through (do these girls even know how trashy they look?). I also saw wedgies, camel toes, and butt dents (cellulite, right?) gallore. Maybe im a minority in saying this, but I was not turned on at all.

Girls. Men like a little mystery. COVER. UP!
There is no excuse. Not comfort. Not affordability. Not warmth. Not "theyre skinny so they can tuck in my boots". No. Just no.

Sincerely, a very frustrated guy who cant wait for this stupid trend to end.