I was at a party last weekend and I was wearing my green crocs. This bitch looked at me and said "oh honey you won't get a guy with those shoes" well honey, I did get laid. The awesome guy said he loved that I was wearing my crocs at a party. Crocs for life.

I operate under the policy that if my roommates leave their pre-gaming booze all over the place when they go to party, it's fair game. If you're not considerate enough to clean up after yourself, I'm not considerate enough to resist the temptation of free alcohol :)

I like to stand by my window naked. It gives me a thrill knowing someone could just look in and see me

My confession is that I ~*hate*~ Ariana Grande with the burning passion of a thousand fiery suns. The poor blokes who got the job of writing her songs must have been thrilled: "Hey! I don't even have to write lyrics! I can just list random vowels!"

Some of you guys appear to have the dumbs in your heads, so I'm gonna clear a few things up.

1. People can and will wear whatever clothes they like. We don't all have money to blow on updating our wardrobes and you sound like an intentionally unlikable cartoon character when you shit-talk someone's uggs or sperry's or whatever.

2. Highschool is like a big, social concentration camp of hurt feelings. Don't be a highschooler in college, we've all been sick of that shit for years.

I want to be eaten out again sooo bad! #thirstythursdays

I want some coffee from Einstein's, but I don't know how to order it... Macchi-huh? #notlivinguptothiswholewhitegirlstereotypething

Don't get me wrong, I like dick and all, but there are a couple of girls on campus I wouldn't mind going lesbian for. Hot dayumm!!;)