All I want is a hot Professor. Where the DILFs at?

i just want to thank the janitorial staff of campus! without you i would be living in people's shit

Tiffany K is a goddess on the trumpet #teamtiff

I confess that my parents worked hard in college, got great jobs, and now I love being rich. I feel as though it's become such a stigma on here though. I don't look at less fortunate people like I'm better than they are, so they shouldn't say the same about my lifestyle. Just because I've had a few things handed to me doesn't mean I don't appreciate them or understand hard work. Just some perspective from the other side the spectrum.

shout out to sam m. who works at the pickle. such a sweetheart and always has a smile on his face. marry me pleaseeeee.

COC, the only thing I can stay committed to.

That awkward moment when seeing a picture of you and your significant other together is weird because so many old pictures of them and their ex are on facebook still...

I was born on Mars and have no friends. So now I guess I have to make them up myself.