Too all new students,

Please start to control your weekend activities. Yes, a lot of people drink but I'm sure everyone else is getting sick and tired of hearing about someone going to detox, or someone getting arrested. Learn to handle your shit. Stop putting yourself and your friends in danger, and have some respect for your fellow students. If someone needs help, help them. Take care of your friends and don't go out alone and learn your limits. None of us want to see our fellow Blugolds getting hurt. Be safe tonight everyone.

My ex girlfriend had a hairy asshole...

It used to smell like pot on the second floor of towers south

My roommates are jackasses.

I enjoy rubbing the crusty stuff out of my eyes every morning.

Anyone else seen the guy on the bottom creeping around campus, looking creepy?

I struggled with depression all the way through high school and I thought that coming to college would help. It just made it worse.

I confess that I sometimes cry when I hear the bass drop. I'm a guy. #Festimemories