I like to fart in crowded elevators.

Just got a snapchat from Cody. I didn't think he owned any shirts.

Short Asian girl from Towers South, I've seen you walking alone a lot but I don't know which floor you're on. You're really cute and pretty I would love to come talk to you but I don't know how! I always see you walking with your headphones in and I'm scared to talk to you because I'm afraid I'm going to bother you.

I feel like I am at the wrong school. I'm not making any new friends and I dread waking up and going to class, simply because I don't feel happy here. My roommates don't talk with me and whenever I walk to and from class I feel alone. Did I make the wrong choice coming here?

I have the worst luck with girls and trying to find a decent one that wants to date.

I have never felt so relieved about getting my period.

Alright dudes, presumably we're all 18 and up here and if one of us were to accidentally "miss" the toilet I'd hope that you'd at least have the common courtesy to wipe up your urine. Didn't your mother have you practice aiming with cheerios? sheesh

Im starting to think I want to just be friends, but now I've gotten in too deep. I don't know what to do.