I've never voted for homecoming queen, but I would if Courtney M ran for HC queen this year.

At this point, I'm fairly sure I'll get my PHD before I lose my virginity.

I would love to know who writes those supportive post-it notes in Hibbard. They brighten my day!

I felt like i had to sneeze and throw up at the same time. That would've been a mess.

Despite being a super senior, I still get lost on the upper floors in the library.

I will feel better after I get this off my mind: you are the a bully. Trying to turn people against someone is evil. What is wrong with you? Do you know that you can make people feel like they want to kill themselves? How can everyone be blind to who you really are? I feel like ending it and you will be to blame. You are in college now, not high school. You pretend to care about peoople and suicide, nice try because you may be the cause of one.

I queef almost every time my boyfriend and I have sex. Make it stop!

It's fun to watch many people around campus with their earphones on and smiling. It seems like their bodies are here but their minds are way far from here :)