I was at Walmart with my girlfriend and had her pick out a pack of condoms. Figuring she knew the size of my junk. She went with the large ones. The joys of having a small penis.

I keep having these awful dreams about finding out my boyfriend is cheating on me and I don't know how to make them stop..

To all of the guys walking around in suits today.. I checked all of y'all out.

The rest of the UWEC girl population thanks you for giving our eyes orgasms today!!

Hey guys! This is a long shot but I'm going to give it a try. I lost my wallet a few days ago and I cannot find it anywhere. It is black, has an American Eagle logo on it, and is a billfold. It's a guys wallet but I use it for myself (I'm a girl). It has all of my IDs and other important things inside. If ANYONE finds it or has seen it, PLEASE let me know. I would REALLY appreciate it! There will also be a reward also for helping me get it back!And please don't comment anything mean or "it's long gone" or anything of that variation. I'm trying to keep a positive attitude and not freak out even more because I already am.

My guilty pleasure is 90's pop music

The new bouncer with tattoos at Brothers is absolutely handsome. They should get more bouncers that look like him. I really hope he's single too!

after 4 years of back and forth, on again and off again, i have to say that seeing our daughter cry that her daddy is leaving makes me really sad. there is nothing more that i want than a family with her, all this time apart makes me think more and more. we both do and say some messed up things, but one this is for sure, i love you more than anything in the world. and maybe one day we will be together again <3

I feel like such a letdown to my girlfriend. I'm shitty.