Damn camila dressed up for career conference today, always so hot

9/25, just before midnight. I ran up the wooden stairs and there was a couple going at it. Being the butthead I am, I said "Have a good night" when they noticed me. He was so embarrassed, she laughed it off. Whoever you two are, you're adorable.

I had a one night stand the first weekend I spent here and I just missed my period. Fuck.

-JD

I think I am going insane. I get up every morning and think that life will be better but I don't see it. I see all these couples and I ask myself why I can't obtain the happiness they have. I see all my classmates plowing through our courses like they were paper. Is there light at the end of this painful tunnel?

If I stop and let you cross the street by the college, KNEES TO THE CHEST, KNEES TO THE CHEST!

Nobody else has said anything and it is really bothering me. Centennial has many gender-neutral bathrooms. And they are ALL out of order. All of them. And it's really bothering me! Anyone else notice this or know why?

I'm a freshman girl having a tough time finding alcohol hookups anyone willing to do a girl a favor?

Those two twin girls with brown hair at the caf are absolutely gorgeous! We'd love to get to know you.
--two eligible bachelors