My roommate was driving me and a car full of girls home, so we're on the freeway and we notice these 2 guys starring at us, at first we assumed it was the pink hubcaps on the car, but we were wrong, after waving a couple of times, the passenger of the other car whips out a UWEC shirt!

I have a crush on my ochem lab ta, dalton

The Janee that I see at parties all the time.. .. You're hot as fuck can I get your number

The physics tutor on Thursdays from 1-3 is fantastic! You are a fabulous teacher.. I hope that's your major!

To the guy handing out his number to me every girl he sees. You are a creep.

The back part of my blugold card is like halfway off and won't stick to my card anymore. Help! Does it really matter?

Whenever I get back to my dorm and my roommate is there, I say the word "fuck" quietly under my breath.

MY eyes water whenever I witness someone else doing something that they should be embarrassed about. I have no idea why.