Lora, you forgot this in your old stats book from when you rented it. Thought you might need it so here you go

Dam that Jeremy who teaches that fitness class is sexy. As I walk by I like to glance over and see what they are doing!

To the kid who lives on 7th in Towers North that used the "R" word in the elevator today, while referencing a friend who should have "pretended he was a r***** to get an autograph," all using that word accomplishes is making you look unintelligent, closed-minded, and ignorant.
The term mentally-retarded USED to be used as a diagnostic term for someone who is below average mental speed and capacity. That term has since been replaced in many states, including Wisconsin, with the term cognitively disabled.
Please, find a different word. All of the cognitively disabled children I know are much more of a person than you are.

I need help finding the beautiful girl I met this weekend at Oktoberfest. She was fairly tall, long blonde hair, amazing body. All she said was she went to Eau Claire and when I turned around she was gone. I know it's a long shot but someone has to know this girl!?

Spoiler Alert:
Whoever the Statesmen and WOCO decided to run for Homecoming King/Queen will win. Again.

In the Sutherland computer lab at 7:51 on Monday night... This bitch will not stop printing. Holy cow, give it a rest. What in the world could require you to use so much ink and paper? She has been hogging the printer for about 5 minutes now. Still not done. This is ridiculous. I'm about to slap a bitch.

I think that Cassie should be homecoming queen. She seems so nice and funny! Exactly what a queen should be! I hope we do have the same retainer!

Yeah , once again it's gonna be me, John Mayer and a full glass.