I wish I had big ol' titties so I could slap them around all day!!!
WOOWOOO!!!! SLAP* SLAP* SLAP* :) :) :) <3 <3 boobies :D

I just want to cuddle and make out with Hanna L all night long.

Are there any bisexual/homosexual, athletic men on campus that would be interested in hanging out sometime? I'm trying to find out where are the non-straight guys are at this school!

I'm homosexual, like to work out and run, but I don't consider myself athletic. I love the performing arts. Like this and I'll shoot you a message. Thanks, enjoy your day!

I thought by being nice to people and making good friends, I would become a better person on the inside.
Boy, was I wrong. Help?

To those who leave their dishes on tables in the cafe, grow up and take care your shit. It's not the cafe workers jobs to clean up after you.

I am a non-traditional student and I cannot believe the stupidity of some of my fellow classmates. You are in college now, read the material before you post on the discussion board on D2L. You look like a narrow-minded moron. If I sound like your mother, I am old enough that I could probably be her. Quit partying and read a fricken textbook. Do it now while your brain is young and you can learn this material without having to read it over and over. So jealous that I didn't do this 20 years ago but it's sad that I am doing better than you...

I just like doing stuff. Ughh fml. Like, nobody can get it! Catch my drift?

One of the girls running for homecoming was in the towers elevators for 4 hours, Cassie I think her name is? All I can say is that that's dedication and you actually try to get to know people, I'm pretty sure most people loved it and you're sense of humor!!