To the girl in the Towers study lounge that was creating a scene and being a bitch to her boyfriend..stop being a clingy freak. your boyfriend should dump your sorry ass. I could hear you nagging him from the other side of the lounge. oh and he definitely was not sorry, he was actually just covering his mouth to hide his laugh at how pathetic you were being..

My roommate went 53 hours without showering

That's for the Brazilians. Guys you are perfect, you all have a good sense of humor, you are handsome and I'd like to meet all of you and maybe "give" a green card ;)

Every day as I cross the walking bridge to go to campus I debate jumping off. I am just so tired of feeling like I am a burden to everyone around me and the only way to stop it, is to no longer be.

Whenever I'm doing homework, I rock out to Disney songs on Pandora with absolutely no shame.

My ex has a very large dick and is usually very good at pleasuring females, but we were together for over a year and have continued being friends with benefits and still nothing......

In my anatomy of speech and hearing class, there's this girl who sits in the back corner (she sat on the floor today). And I think she's one of the most gorgeous girls I've ever seen, and I'd love to get to know her. The only reason this is a confession is because I'm also a girl. It's so hard to confront people of the same sex when you don't know where they stand.

To the person who wrote me a love letter on my moped that went something like this...

"Hey fuckhead, why don't you learn to park, if you are so desperate for a spot why don't you get a parking pass. Next time I'll run your piece of shit over because I have places to be."

I'm sorry, it seems that I wasted so much of your time as you tried to get out of your spot yet you had enough time to pour out your feelings in your sweet note! I'm also sorry that you hate life so much, try putting a little love in it!

Anyways the answer is yes, I will go out with you, you seem like a lovely person, wanna ride on the back of my mopped? ;)