Everyone is all excited for homecoming this weekend and I'm over here just like, I can't wait to blast some ducks out of the sky!

Female. Looking for: man who likes outdoor adventures, enjoys eating home cooked meals, and has a generous set of morals.

I sometimes piss out of my ass....Piissss..coming out of my ASS! Like one time in class, while doing my math, I felt the piss building up in my ass, I rose with a clash and ran to the trash and all the class heard was the clap of my ass. I think to myself as i take a warm bath "I do like to think this shissing has passed" but I do believe I have not seen the last of that dark stinky piss coming out of my ass.

He couldn't say it to my face. He did it over Facebook. He told me a girl he slept with months ago was pregnant with his kid. Turns out it was all a lie. His mom told me it was a lie. I can't believe him. If you want a break (what he told his mother) then say you want a break. Don't make up some story about getting a girl pregnant. That's low.

Both of the Peters in Emily's BCOM 207 are hot as hell :) do either of you have girlfriends? ;)

I think working out at Crest is SO MUCH BETTER than at Mcphee. You don't have to deal with meatheads, people screaming at the top of their lungs, or the ogres on the football team who think they own the place.

Ask a grown ass man eating Fruity Pebbles just how much I care today

I have a private, anonymous twitter account that is the equivalent to my middle school diary tucked under my mattress. #college