I hate it when you find a great person who you think fits you, but then they just turn into something else. They suddenly yell and swear over text for something that they misunderstood and you had no control of. Why can't people just calm down and talk for once??? Why do you have to be a b? You're making me hate you.

My family, friends and girlfriend are all do not know that I'm addicted to snorting heroin.

To the two girls quoting mean girls for Cassie's campaign, some people may have not gotten it but "cassie won't judge if you make out with a hot dog" was hilarious and perfect for a pink Wednesday!

I can easily tell that the girls of Sutherland need to be drinking more water. Damn you guys are dehydrated! How do I know? You never flush the toilet!!!

I am going through Big Brother withdrawals
#TeamDerrick

When I first moved to eau claire I met a couple that the girl was so awesome and really good looking I would have done anything to get a chance with her. Well now turns out me and the guy became best friends, moved in together, and now we are all best friends! Thank you pa!! You raised me to not fuck other peoples shit up! #relationshiprespect

To the guy riding around the campus mall on his bike in the hogwarts sweatshirt, dang I wish I could have said hi to you.

People bash the statesmen but today I saw one of them walking with a girl on crutches holding an umbrella above her head. I don't care if he was campaigning or not. It was sweet and it made my heart happy.