I just cut my self multiple times on my arm for the first time last night...and now for resorting to such a horrble, unbelievable thing, i feel so ashamed! Like im such a disappointment, betraying everyone i love. Now im just even more depressed...

There's this really sweet girl who always helps me when I need it. I think her name is Siri. Luv you.

Noticed that nobody really cuts across the grass. Today I needed to get somewhere quick so I cut across the grass. I'll admit that I Felt like a badass.

My friend has an ex who actually is the antichrist. Would anyone be up for burning her on a stake? #UWEChc

To the guys on Sutherland 4N who always have the music turned up to 11 - some of us on the floor need to STUDY or SLEEP during the day and that's impossible when our ears are pounding b/c of your stupidly loud music. TURN IT DOWN! They're called "courtesy hours" for a reason. >:(

People who hold hands while walking up the hill: stop. Every time I see you, I hope you trip and fall. <3

Nick in my accounting class. You're a hottie. Plz be single and father my children.

Holy shit. Walking across campus today I saw that choir chick kick a puppy. Who does that