Friday, 03 October 2014 04:22 PM
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My roommate buys the 24 pack of corbdogs everyweek for himself. He doesn't share them so I shove every single one up my butt, one at a time, and then put them back in the package and I watch him eat them.
Friday, 03 October 2014 03:52 PM
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I'm just a hot guy looking for a girl who loves long lasting sex, and a big dick. ;D
Like it up
Friday, 03 October 2014 03:40 PM
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im so tired of sexting and looking at pictures of dudes dicks and pretending that its turning me on. i just want to be 6 months into a relationship, watching temple of doom while eating lentils and feeling each other up through our pajamas. now that shit is hot.
Friday, 03 October 2014 03:38 PM
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It's funny how chicks body shame guys about height.
Something people have absolutely zero control over.
On the other hand fat chicks want their fat rolls praised.
Something you can easily take care of by ceasing to stuff your fat mouth.
Friday, 03 October 2014 03:03 PM
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There's this chick at Subway that gives me a footlong every time if you know what I mean
Friday, 03 October 2014 02:56 PM
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Who is the guy who always tucks his shirt into his blue shorts. He goes to IV and was at the retreat the second night. Who are you?!! I have such a major crush.
Friday, 03 October 2014 02:31 PM
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To the blonde girl that came in my room during the showing of are house and said hi at about 4:20ish your absolutely beautiful
Friday, 03 October 2014 02:19 PM
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My goal, before the year is over, is to have an orgy with the group of black guys that always sit together in the cafe. ;)