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Somebody please do this!

If you are in the Davies Center and there is somebody very close to you, use your freaking earbuds! Nobody wants to hear your youtube videos and your stupid games! Learn some respect.

Oh shit! My ex-girlfriend's roommates blocked me on facebook! What ever will I do?!?! I have never been so hurt! hahahahahahaha go back to high school ladies

I have the smelliest roommate. If she's in the room for more than 5 hours at a time she stinks up the entire room. It smells like sweat, gas, and vomit--don't even get me started on how she smells when she's wasted!

Whoever has the Mary Burke sign on their bike, get a life. I don't think she will freeze our tutition like Scott Walker just did. Hell, she doesn't even know how to put together her own ideas or define plagiarism. I don't think we want someone like that in office.

Why do girls feel the need to put a space between the last word of a sentence and either an exclamation point or question mark? You don't do it with a period..

Does anybody know the name of that rap group that played at varsity night live? they were awesome!

I used to really be depressed that my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me. But after I think about it, I am incredibly thankful! Now, I can date a girl who doesn’t feel the need to text, tweet, or be on her smartphone constantly doing some other shit when we were together! Now, I can actually buy gifts for a girl who actually says thank you and isn’t a materialistic, stuck-up bitch! And now, I can date a girl whose pussy doesn’t have the consistency of a chewed hamburger! I really hope you read this babe. I don’t know why I was attracted to you in the first place. Deuces :)