To the dumbass that placed a piano in Davies,

What the fuck were you thinking? Why the hell does anyone want to listen to dumbasses trying and keyword TRYING to sing and play the piano. It is so annoying.

And to the guy who always plays and "sings", if you can call imitating a dying animal, please fucking stop. You have a terrible voice, I don't mean that in an insulting way. You might have a better voice if you didn't try screaming you songs. Please stop singing and just play the piano. Understand there are times and places to practice the piano and singing, and trust me you definitely need all the practice you can get.

Sincerely,
A student who is going deaf from shitty music.

I wanna date a girl on a sports team here, but i just don't know who is a lesbian or not. They are all so hot.

I have friends that were in Australia last semester studying abroad. All they do is complain about how much life in America sucks. Seriously, if you hate it so much, get the f*ck out.. Quit bitching

To the dude with the 80's(?) Honda with a maroon colored gas tank, always parked behind Schofield...your bike sounds sick as hell. I did some googling but I'm still not sure, what year and model is it? Pretty sure that'll be my next bike.

With envy,
a fellow Honda Motorcycle owner

Did anyone else get an email saying their university email account will be deleted because of inactivity? Or am I the only one... (By the way, I use the account a lot obviously.. That's why I'm confused)

You know what really ticks me off? Skinny women who are complaining about the song 'All About That Bass'. Look, we get it. She says 'I'm bringing booty back, go ahead and tell them skinny bitches that' and for some reason all of the naturally skinny women are suddenly offended. Now I'm not talking those who have health issues gaining weight, I'm talking about the population of women who are naturally skinny, who suddenly seem to be offended that someone is trying to speak for the curvy population. Honestly the curvy population has gotten tormented for years for not being the 'ideal' woman, I don't think it's that big of a deal that the naturally skinny population gets one small imperfect comment about them at all. Not to mention Meghan Trainor later sings everyone is perfect. So popular opinion of woman is changing a little bit, skinny isn't the only ideal anymore and others are ALSO being seen as beautiful. If you're offended by the one comment calling you skinny in this song, then it's time for you to accept that the world doesn't revolve around you.

To the stateman with the angelic voice who sang a solo at varisty night live, are you single? I would love to meet you and get coffee sometime

I just want to say, thanks so much to the girl that bought me my muffin at Einstein Bagels, when my bluegold got declined and I had no cash with me on Thursday morning!