I'm so glad the freshman girls stopped dressing up to go to the caf

Erin is my home squeeze, we acknowledge each others farts and burp in sync.

Honestly, I like girls with a little finish on them. Having curves is sexy and I wish more girls were okay with it. I know a bunch of girls that I find more attractive after gaining the freshman 15. I have nothing against skinny girls, and I'm not saying being skinny isn't beautiful, I'm just naturally into girls with a little curve to them :)

Squat, 2! Pivot, 2! Left! Right! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! Huuuuuuh, HUH! Ass, ass, ass, ass, roooooooooll, party, party, party party!

God I love BMB.

That post (and its comments) about Mary Burke and Scott Walker are part of the reason why I am so eager to get out of this country. The average person only sees black and white (IE: "Republicans are awesome; the Democrats are trying to kill us"). But has it ever occurred to you that about 95% of the politicians do not give a single fuck about the people they are allegedly representing? It's all a bunch of bullshit.

I need an opinion from the female hockey players (who don't already play on the varsity team), would y'all be interested in starting a girls club hockey team here? I think it would be a good idea! let me know what you guys think!

Shout out to one of the checkout ladies at Davies; I wasn't feeling so mentally well and was sad today for some reason. I didn't even say anything and she told me she hoped my day would get better. Just...thank you.

Every time that I cross a sidewalk, I secretely wish that I would get hot by a car orspmething. That way I could sue and pay for my college.