summary of why I don't drink-
people at beginning of night: what! you don't drink ima get you so wasted!!!
me: :|
People by middle of night: come on jutht haves one wit may!
me: :| no.
People by end of night: AHAHAHAA bahahah guys guys where'th me shoe?!?! cries hahah cries lolz *falls on ground*
me: :| oh no.
yeah it looks like soooo much fun to make an idiot of yourself, not to mention by the time you recover from that hangover I've already studied, written a paper, gone grocery shopping, payed bills, and took a nap, so I'm getting real tired of people making fun of others for not drinking.

I'm reminded of him from the most stupid, random things. The curve my pen takes on the lower half of a cursive "y"; the mall, everything. It's distracting and annoying and I wish it would stop. He never even cared about me. I was just a temporary distraction.

Granite Rose is such a great band! I went to their concert on Friday night, and haven't stopped listening to them since. If you haven't checked them out yet, you probably should! They're on Spotify, but I highly recommend live! They'll rock your socks off! I think I found a new favorite rock band! <3

How do I get some steroids? I'm not looking to be ungodly massive, but just bulk up a little.

I really hope this stuff is true.http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/love-sex/sex/a30040/12-sex-things-men-dont-care-about/

To the dumb fuck drunk shit asshole who tried to dig through my girlfriends purse and take shit in taco johns on water 10/12 at 245am, are you fucking stupid? Alcohol doesnt make it okay to do whatever the hell you want. You break a law you still get consiquences. I confessss that if i ever see you on campus or find out who you are i will make sure you get fuckin jail time. You can't do whatever you want just cause youre a drunk ass partying mother fucker. Grow the fuck up asshole.

I don't want my headstone to say "Rest in Peace" on it purely in hopes that the Skeleton War is actually real and I'll be drafted for it.

Anybody hear about that mother who wasn't paying attention to her three year old child and he got outside and somehow found meth and ate it? What ever happened to him and his mother? I never saw an update.