I confess that I got into 2 ivy league schools but was too terrified to make the jump into such a society. I grew up poor and worked my hardest through my school years, setting my goals much higher than normal teenagers typically do, but I did not want to become one of the girls who does this and then lives so high and uncaring, above all others.

So I settled for UWEC. Now, in one class I sit next to a girl who is so obese, greasy, and smelly that I honestly feel the change in air freshness as I leave the classroom, while in another class I sit next to a girl who has cheated off of me at every opportunity and cannot reduce fractions.

What the fuck did I do?!

I think grades are a conspiracy! Along with getting an education.

I don't want to be a bitch but if you are a guy with a soul patch, you need to get rid of it.

Today I saw a girl walking down the hill eating an apple, she went to take a bite and it fell and rolled down the hill. She just stood there then whispered "Apple-y ever after" reached into her pocket and pulled out like 3 fucking apples!! I aspire to be her one day, I have named her "apple pockets"

I don't care where we are on campus whether it be the library, Davies, Centennial, etc. If you are studying, I won't sit at a table next to you and start talking. That is just rude.

I agree with not celebrating Columbus day, but I do not agree with the way it was displayed in those posters. If you want to gain support, you can't do it by scaring people and terrorizing them with graphic images and thoughts. I also agree we should change Columbus day to celebration of indigenous peoples. This is coming from a white male, I don't want to live in a place with constant tension, what can we as a group or individually do to bring everyone together?

Can we make scooters cool again so I can make it to class on time?

I think I'm the horniest girl on campus.