Monday, 13 October 2014 04:30 PM
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I have to confess, I love me a girl with no eyebrows!!!!
Silky smoooooth.....
Monday, 13 October 2014 04:28 PM
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To the people throwing apples out their window from towers north and trying to hit the people below, please stop. That is the most immature thing I have ever seen and you could seriously injure someone.
Monday, 13 October 2014 04:27 PM
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Lost my v-card this weekend, can someone help me find it? lost on chip between 3rd and 4th. most spectacular 30 seconds of my life!
Monday, 13 October 2014 04:15 PM
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It annoys the shit out of me when people who always complain how hard school is, have the time to watch Netflix for hours each night. This isn't high school. Open a book for once and learn things about stuff.
Monday, 13 October 2014 04:06 PM
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I am so in love with this girl, but she didn't choose me. Thought we were in a good place then bam you have a boyfriend… Do i stay and fight or do I let go??
Monday, 13 October 2014 03:59 PM
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Chuck Norris has killed people, even armed with this knowledge, you uneducated folk still manage to praise him. He breaks backs with one single roundhouse, let that sink in people!
Monday, 13 October 2014 03:26 PM
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I think your name is Jenny, and I see you in the caf all the time. You have one of the nicest asses I've ever seen.
Monday, 13 October 2014 03:20 PM
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If you can't look up from your phone for less than a minute to walk down the stairs I will always wish you fall!