you are an idiot and drive a ram 1500. i wanna stomp on your glasses

like a month ago someone asked for the profile link of Pakistani girl who was at UWEC a year ago and looked like Sara Luvv, I found her on facebook

I'm fucking your girlfriend and there's nothing you can do about it. You know I mean it.

I confess that I like all the same music that I did when I was 15. Green day/Sum41/Linkin Park/Simple Plan/Yellow Card.

I send half naked snaps to guys on Tinder when my roommate is asleep.

I legitimately ran smack into a tree the other day checking out a girl. When she turned around, I simply said to her "I'm a total sap for you, hence why I can't seem to 'leaf' you alone, whenever I see you my trunk gets all moist with dew, I'd like to plant my roots in you sometime." She ran off, terrified. I'm starting to think I'm not very good at this pun thing. One branch at a time though I suppose... my optimism on the subject is budding.

People who are overbearing on their political views and try too hard to convince me I'm wrong in my choices, GTFO. I did my research, I know my statistics, I'm happy with the person I've decided to vote for. I've already heard everything I need to know and I'm not this uninformed pea-brained idiot that you try so desperately to paint me out to be. I will vote for whoever I damn well please on Nov. 4th and I don't need you in my face like an annoying little gnat attempting to sway me to the other side. Don't like my decision? Well that's just too damned bad now isn't it? DEAL WITH IT.

Everyone can SUCK IT!!! Becky said I'm her favorite!!!!!!!!!