My friends only drink hard liquour. What happened to being classy and drinking wine and champagne?

Don't tell me "You will find someone else, there are a lot of nice girls out there". I don't care, I want THAT girl.

You told me 'think about it,' well I did. Now I don't want to feel a thing anymore.

I'm a democrat and I live with all republicans. Help me!

I like to sneak into the woman's bathroom and smell the toilet seats. I also steal the tampon dispenser bags and bring them back home in my dumpster to add to my collection

All I want is a hot blond girl to play pokemon stadium with.

Whispering still counts as talking if you're on the fourth floor of the library. If you can't control your own discussions and volume levels, PLEASE, for the consideration of everyone else, study elsewhere. I've personally shushed you twice and others are packing up to move to a different study spot just to get away from your constant chatter. Some of us NEED total silence to study.

Forrest,(the tall one) you are one of the nicest people I know. Your smile brightens my day!