You know, for a bunch of college students you're all half witted idiots with absolutely no common sense. Maybe lay off the heavy drinking and you just might save some of those few remaining brain cells.

Just Had sex on top of Mount Simon. I have peaked.

I piss into the shower when my roommates aren’t up sometimes because when you wake up in the middle of the night with morning wood you have a choice between waking up and waiting till your boner goes away before you piss into the toilet accurately and with painless flow, or just unloading your bladder into the shower right that second and going back to bed half-asleep and sleeping in seconds. Ladies, think of trying to handle a fire hose that has many gallons per second of water flowing out that is pointed 45 degrees upward and trying to point that hose downward when there’s a kink where your hands are. The shower gives you the freedom of an upward angle but guarantees a drain-exit.

I have a drinking problem and I consider myself an alcoholic. I used to be the life of the party. Now, I watch from afar. I feel like my friends hate me now because of my drinking. I feel isolated being in college and not being able to drink.

My boyfriend doesn't work and doesn't really do anything other than go to school then hang out at home but yet he takes 2-4 (usually on the 3-4 side) hours to text back every time I text him.I work two jobs and am in school plus student orgs and I can text him back usually within an hour. Then when we hang out I notice he checks his phone about every half hour to an hour. But yet he can never seem to respond to me. Should I be considered that he doesn't care or doesn't Consider me a priority? I am a little upset about the fact that he doesn't make more of an effort to show me he cares but I'm not sure if there's something deeper I should be worried about. I also bring up my concerns to him and he always has a different excuse that doesn't really make sense. What do you think?

Can you give me the opposite of these words?
Always
Coming
From
Take
Me
Down

The urininal Shitter strikes again. Fight me.

I've never heard the song "This is America", but the memes are great.