Friday, 30 August 2013 06:04 PM
hey freshman boys, not afraid to say I'll be lookin. love, a sophomore.
Friday, 30 August 2013 04:47 PM
I just painted my nails and I need to wipe my ass. Lesson learned: never paint nails while shitting and vice versa.
Friday, 30 August 2013 04:26 PM
I used to be really depressed and recently caught my (ex)step dad removing a secret spycam clock in my bathroom right before I left for college that I didn't know about. Today I found help and talked to counseling services. I won't let previous problems get to me now.
Friday, 30 August 2013 11:15 AM
I dont know how the guy living next door to me ended up sucking my dick.
Friday, 30 August 2013 08:19 AM
As a male, I hate the first couple of weeks when you are growing a beard, mostly because it looks like you are lazy and just don't give a shit about life.
Friday, 30 August 2013 08:08 AM
"My going away basket for college was a bottle of 99 berries, a bottle of Moscato, 3 bottles of vodka, and a case of PBR. At least my parents know what their daughter will do every weekend. Here's to an effin great freshman year!" Anonymous comment- "That's actually extremely sad..."
Friday, 30 August 2013 01:43 AM
I'm skipping all the bs second orientation stuff tomorrow, I just need to find my classes. Anyone care to get coffee and join me?
Friday, 30 August 2013 01:06 AM
Are there any girls who just want to get drunk and have sex? Or watch a movie and cuddle? Or any combination of the four?