After leaving a house party last night I was walking to a friends house and got this idea. I ran up to a completely random house and rang their door bell. As the people in the house came to answer the door I sprinted to the unlocked side door, ran in the house, and stole a box of cheese its from a girl passed out on the couch.

I peed in the shower in towers north... I always pee in shower because I don't see a problem with it.

There is simply not enough love for nerd girls on this campus. It leaves me feeling disconsolate and repudiated.

So this random freshman came up to me at the caf yesterday and asked if I was excited for the packer game tomorrow. So of course I answered yes. Then he replied saying if the packers lost he was going to jump off of the bridge. All jokingly but still not cool.

I "accidentally" leave my door cracked after I shower so I can catch my roommates boyfriend watching me. She doesn't know that I've caught him 3 times.

My apartment got so messy over this first week of classes! I cleaned it top to bottom and I'm going to reward myself by drinking wine, eating chocolate, and playing COD all day :)

IT. WILL. BE. GLORIOUS!

Did anyone else think the bus driver was cute for the see Eau Claire thing yesterday?

I miss being in love more than anything in the world. Its been over 2 years since I've had an actual girlfriend, and the single life definitely has its perks but god damn it I miss genuine affection. I miss having someone I love fall asleep in my arms. I honestly can't remember the last time that happened.