Saturday, 07 September 2013 11:11 PM
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My friends and I spent the whole day with a group of guys and then they ditched us to go hang with a group of prettier girls. Fuck horny college boys and prettier other girls.
Saturday, 07 September 2013 10:35 PM
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if you say “pumpkin spice latte” in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you all her favorite things about fall
Saturday, 07 September 2013 10:28 PM
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I wish there was a girls club hockey team here and not just a boys team
Saturday, 07 September 2013 10:26 PM
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I don't think I'll ever find a better mother in law than my ex's mom would have made.
Saturday, 07 September 2013 10:20 PM
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Here I sit on a Saturday night with a bottle and nothing to do.
Saturday, 07 September 2013 10:03 PM
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some girls are just crazy and need to stop spreading lies!!!!
Saturday, 07 September 2013 09:57 PM
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To the two people who drive the red and gray Kia Soul and parked next to each other in Towers lot, I parked my soul next to you as well so now there are 3 of them in a row. It looks pretty awesome :)
Saturday, 07 September 2013 09:27 PM
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To the girl in my Phys 100 class that saw me on water street Friday night, sorry about acting like an idiot when you said hi. I was drunk and shocked you talked to me and my brain didn't work right!!!