I like to shove Snickers bars up my ass, wait for them to melt, then shit out the product, pretending I'm sick and I have diarrhea.

I want the rape. I want some daymn good rape from that sexy piece of beefcake I met at the cookOUT #(n)eauhate
[Admin] The F? Rape is not cool.

how hard is it to find a attractive man who loves the vikings and has a motorcycle! #skolvikes

I'd just like to say one thing in response to that go Pack go post...... MVPeterson!!! GoVikes!!!!!!!

Dear UWEC students,
GO PACK GO!!!!
Love,
A Minnesota Native

Yesterday i was fishing and this girl ran by me, it looked like she was on her morning jog, she stoped to catch her breath and she started talking to me. Well needless to say we were naked in less than thirty seconds banging behind some bushes; it felt so primitive and dirty but definitely satisfying.

I'm a virgin, 20 years strong, and proud of it. :)

can someone please tell me how to put laundry on my Blugold card?! I am a transfer and the website is not helping me out yet...