the admin has gotten quite sassy...

[admin] Rawr.

I was in bed when my roommate came home last night and I decided to pretend I was asleep because I was really tired and didn't want to talk. As I was laying there I heard some whispering over the loud fan we have in our room. After a while, I also heard some other noises that lead me to believe my roommate had sex in my room while I was in bed. I really wonder what lead my roommate to believe that's acceptable.

How the fuck does the admin handle reading all the stupid/annoying/ignorant posts on here. I see less than half of em on my timeline and that's more than enough. It's like a train wreck, you don't want to look but you can't help it.
[Admin] My eyes have been bleeding for the last day and a half.

Dear girl with the X hair in the Y shirt that I saw at Z, I just want to let you know that even though I have only seen you once, I love you and I wanted everyone on this page to know instead of meeting you.

UW-Eau Claire, the most beautiful campus in Wisconsin. Yeah, but that yoga instructor? He is the most beautiful man in Wisconsin. Trust me, I was one of those girls with her face against the glass eating up THAT eye candy.

Screw the "open door competition." Some random guys keep coming down from the 10th floor of Towers North to our room, sitting on our furniture, and asking us about our lives. Just because the door is open doesn't mean come in and make yourself at home fellas.

If while reading reading these you think to yourself, I've already made new best friends, I'm not afraid to go talk to someone new, or that you are perfectly happy with the way college is going so far, you're one of the few. Congratulations.

Your girlfriend is cheating on you with me.