When I go to the bathroom and I need to shit I always use my hands and force the shit out of my ass and play with it in my hands.

I always look forward to these moments.

I also play games on my cell phone or read or something!!

To the guy that was running without a shirt on tonight with the girl in the blue tank top, please run more without a shirt on.

My RA is pretty attractive and I feel like they talk to me more than the other residents. Too bad the only time I'd ever be brave enough to try anything would be when I'm drunk, and when if I'm drunk the last thing I should do is talk to my RA. Damn it.

I met this real cool girl a couple days ago. She's awesome.

My roommate drinks a lot. He commonly comes back to the dorm, throws up in the trashcan and passes out on the floor. I emptied out some of his large bottle of lemon vodka and peed in it. Enjoy getting drunk now, my friend.

i try to look happy and be friendly and approachable and people still ignore me. i think its because i dont dress like the average girl the guys drool over.

Claire and Dora from 4th floor Bridgman are they best! Too bad I can't hang out with them more and show some more feelings!

I always say thank you to people who hold the doors open for me. And most of the time, every person who walks in front of me, holds the door open for me. I think it's proper manners to actually thank someone for opening it for you rather than slamming it at your face. It doesn't hurt you to just say thanks to make someone's day.