Fat people gross me out when they look at me. I ain't ever having sex with a fat guy.

Professor L is an older version of Ted Mosby from HIMYM

Worst nightmare: falling in love with someone from Minnesota.

I don't know what it was about today but I've been more smiley than any other day since move-in, and it truly does go a long way just flashing smiles around. When I try to be as friendly as possible it instantly is noticeable that other people are more receptive and friendly in return. So thanks to all you nice Blugolds out there for making my day! It's been a tough couple weeks for, so it truly is most appreciated :)

Everyday is a blessing with so many beautiful women running around campus.

When people who I smile at while I'm walking around campus smile back at me, it makes my day ten times better. :)

This beautiful blonde in my Econ class at 10 a.m. Keep doing what you're doing.

do you have to return your to-go box or throw it away, i am dumb.