My best friend used to have this super nice girlfriend and he treated her like shit. The whole time they were together i secretly wished i was the one she was with so she would have known what a real man was like. Is it wrong of me to think i could have done better than my good friend who so clearly failed. I still have feelings for her too but I'm afraid of telling her for fear of losing a good friend. It's a fucked up situation i know lol.

Ever since someone posted on secret admirers about me I constantly and thinking about it and just really wanna know who did it.

I'm drunk right now, I have a huge crush on really small girls. I hate when other guys tell me that they don't like small girls with that have like size a-b tits, I love em. I wish there were more of you out there for a guy like me. ;-) #YoureAmazingDontLetAnyoneTellYouOtherwise

So my absolute only motivation for going to my writing class is the guy who sits next to me. He is seriously so sweet, funny, and laid back and makes the class so much better. I wish I had the guts to ask him to hang out with me outside of class, that would make my life.

When I'm in a public restroom and someone is there, I always take some toilet paper and hold it over my butthole so I don't accidentally fart.

Alec S. U R A Qt.

I can to this school with a fuckbuddy. We met up, had sex once, the first time we hung out, and now we do not talk at all. It really blows because I thought something more would eventually come out of this. Whatever, maybe I'll fuck his best friend here on campus.. ;)

I must confess that I can not stand Bon ivers music. It's awesome he went here and won a Grammy but in all honesty his music is terrible