Okay ladies, I give you (and by you, I mean only one girl because cheaters can get bent) my all when I'm in a relationship. I'm the "nice" guy you all say you wish you could have. I'd rather take you on little dates like picnics or walks/hikes, or cuddle up and watch movies all day and night. I love having the feeling of a woman's head on my chest. BUT NO. All that seems to happen is I get walked all over like a god damn bridge, cheated on, or both. For once I (being a guy) want to be proven to that all girls aren't the same. So, if there are any girls out there that actually think they can prove me wrong, like this and I'll be sure to add you!

Sincerely,

One hopeful guy

I'm gay and I'm into girls with the short hair and big asses. Like it up ladies, maybe I'll add you!

Hello! I'm new here, and am really diggin' college so far, except for one element that's gone missing in my life: Is there any metalhead population to speak of at Eau Claire? My roommate listens to rap -- the talentless kind that talks about bootyshakin' a lot-- and probably thinks I'm some sort of devil-worshiper, but trust me, I'm farthest from. I've made some awesome friends so far and feel very happy here, but I NEEEEED other metalheads in my life. Lamb of God/Killswitch Engage concert in the Twin Cities area will be calling my name this fall, among others--- so yeah, hit "like" if I sound like the kind of person you could hang with. Or if you just feel sorry for me, that works too. :-)

Are *laser* pointers allowed in the dorms? :)

So my ex gf just moved to Tennessee and has cheated on her current bf with me and continues to text me telling me how she loves me and wishes we were back together ha woops...sorry not sorry bro.

To the douchebag flexing in the mirror at McPhee. You're small. Take protein and stop looking at yourself

Dear chem lab partner,
You're super cute and I like you a lot, I'd say we have some good "chemistry" :)

As soon as my roommate leaves the room I'm gonna steal her cheez-its.